1st Spell: [Video]

[friendyousohard]

Er... I think this is how it works.

Um... greetings. Er... I mean, hello. Or... well, whatever humans say in a situation like this. Is there proper etiquette for when you've been captured to another planet and had your species changed?

[Twilight is interrupted by a Dratini sticking his head into the camera, curious.]

Spike, cut that out. Um... and if the other Spike is seeing this, I promise, I named him after you, he's not a replacement.

Speaking of people listening to this, can anypony tell me if there is an Applejack, a Fluttershy, a Rarity, a Rainbow Dash, or a Pinkie Pie around? They're all very close friends of mine and I'd very much like to get in touch with them. As for me, I'm Twilight Sparkle.

I guess that's all I have for now...

Wait, no. One more question. How do you humans walk with two legs? I feel like I'm going to fall flat on my face!

Comments

[friendyousohard.livejournal.com]

Do they not have them where you're from? Um... How about ponies, do you have those?

[Because if so, the explanation's pretty simple. If not... it'll be longer but she can still do it.]

[greatbigrock]

Well- yeah, but they're not the same, are they? I mean, unicorns are ... legendary.

_{[He has to decide whether he should be in awe or not. The CHURCH would have said yes but he's not sure he likes them and also the girl is just so average looking ... well, except for the purple hair, but.]}

[friendyousohard.livejournal.com]

They're what? Oh, um, not where I come from. "Legendary" would be the Alicorns, Princesses Celestia and Luna. Unicorns are just one of the three pony types.

[Who are you calling average looking? Not that Twilight actually cares about that.]

[greatbigrock]

...alright then. And you're a unicorn.

_{[He frowns, totally considering this.]}

Buuuut not the can-only-be-tamed-by-virgins-kind.

[friendyousohard.livejournal.com]

Tamed? Why would I be tamed? I'm not an animal. Or... okay, I am an animal, but I assume in the same way humans like you are animals. I'm not a pet.

[greatbigrock]

No, that's just what our deal with unicorns is. They're "fierce" and "magical" and "elusive" and all that. Can't tame them unless you're a virgin.

_{[And he says it with a shrug. Still looks a bit uncertain though. Guurl, how are you a unicorn?]}

[friendyousohard.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm magical all right, but I don't know about fierce or elusive... I suppose I could be either if I had to be. But what the hay do virgins have to do with it?

[greatbigrock]

_{[..eh. He has no idea, have another shrug.]}

Beats me. But that's what the stories say.

[friendyousohard.livejournal.com]

Strange stories. But I guess if we had any stories about humans they'd probably be just as inaccurate.

[greatbigrock]

So you don't? You live in a world without people?

[friendyousohard.livejournal.com]

Yes, this is the first time I've ever encountered anything like you.

... Except maybe monkeys, but that's a stretch.