1st Spell: [Video]

[friendyousohard]

Er... I think this is how it works.

Um... greetings. Er... I mean, hello. Or... well, whatever humans say in a situation like this. Is there proper etiquette for when you've been captured to another planet and had your species changed?

[Twilight is interrupted by a Dratini sticking his head into the camera, curious.]

Spike, cut that out. Um... and if the other Spike is seeing this, I promise, I named him after you, he's not a replacement.

Speaking of people listening to this, can anypony tell me if there is an Applejack, a Fluttershy, a Rarity, a Rainbow Dash, or a Pinkie Pie around? They're all very close friends of mine and I'd very much like to get in touch with them. As for me, I'm Twilight Sparkle.

I guess that's all I have for now...

Wait, no. One more question. How do you humans walk with two legs? I feel like I'm going to fall flat on my face!

Comments

[friendyousohard.livejournal.com]

Tamed? Why would I be tamed? I'm not an animal. Or... okay, I am an animal, but I assume in the same way humans like you are animals. I'm not a pet.

[greatbigrock]

No, that's just what our deal with unicorns is. They're "fierce" and "magical" and "elusive" and all that. Can't tame them unless you're a virgin.

_{[And he says it with a shrug. Still looks a bit uncertain though. Guurl, how are you a unicorn?]}

[friendyousohard.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm magical all right, but I don't know about fierce or elusive... I suppose I could be either if I had to be. But what the hay do virgins have to do with it?

[greatbigrock]

_{[..eh. He has no idea, have another shrug.]}

Beats me. But that's what the stories say.

[friendyousohard.livejournal.com]

Strange stories. But I guess if we had any stories about humans they'd probably be just as inaccurate.

[greatbigrock]

So you don't? You live in a world without people?

[friendyousohard.livejournal.com]

Yes, this is the first time I've ever encountered anything like you.

... Except maybe monkeys, but that's a stretch.