Twilight Sparkle (
friendyousohard) wrote2013-07-24 04:31 pm
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21st Spell: [Video/Action for Olivine]
[The view opens to a shot of the sea. Pure, pristine, gorgeous...
And apparently filled with swarms of oncoming Pokemon.]
Tesla, fire!
[A huge blast of electricity rips past Twilight into the sea, striking all the nearby swarming fossil Pokemon and knocking out a good chunk of them.]
Thank Celestia for strong Electric-types... Does anyone know what's causing this? I woke up this morning and the town was practically covered in these ancient Pokemon. I've been doing my best to hold them back, as have several others, but they just keep on coming no matter what we do. Is this happening everywhere?
[A small group of Kabuto, Omanyte, and Tirtouga dare the beach again only to be zapped into unconsciousness by Tesla. The Magnezone doesn't even seem tired when Twilight turns the camera on it, though it would probably be hard to tell...]
We've been okay so far, but we can't keep this up forever. And what if they start coming from somewhere aside from-
[There's a loud cry from behind. Twilight whirls around and the shot pans up to show the top of the lighthouse-
Which is covered in Archen that have just flown down from Route 39.]
The sea. Oh horseapples.
[One of the Archen screeches as it lifts off, and the feed ends with that ominous shot.]
And apparently filled with swarms of oncoming Pokemon.]
Tesla, fire!
[A huge blast of electricity rips past Twilight into the sea, striking all the nearby swarming fossil Pokemon and knocking out a good chunk of them.]
Thank Celestia for strong Electric-types... Does anyone know what's causing this? I woke up this morning and the town was practically covered in these ancient Pokemon. I've been doing my best to hold them back, as have several others, but they just keep on coming no matter what we do. Is this happening everywhere?
[A small group of Kabuto, Omanyte, and Tirtouga dare the beach again only to be zapped into unconsciousness by Tesla. The Magnezone doesn't even seem tired when Twilight turns the camera on it, though it would probably be hard to tell...]
We've been okay so far, but we can't keep this up forever. And what if they start coming from somewhere aside from-
[There's a loud cry from behind. Twilight whirls around and the shot pans up to show the top of the lighthouse-
Which is covered in Archen that have just flown down from Route 39.]
The sea. Oh horseapples.
[One of the Archen screeches as it lifts off, and the feed ends with that ominous shot.]
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...it's a little difficult to tell what Kayneth's feeling right now, as well-is "fascinated exasperation" even a thing?]
Basically, it was... well, it was interesting, I'll say that. Apparently one of the gym leaders was trying to contact the spirit of a trainer whom they presume dead after he disappeared in Lavender Town. I wasn't exactly expecting a seance to produce results here, much less the wrong results... this is patently absurd.
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That said, I still probably wouldn't have believed it without seeing it for myself. Even knowing the cause I'm kind of amazed it could produce this sort of effect.
... By the way, what exactly is your Archeops doing?
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[at this rate, he's going to develop a complex! ...granted that implies that hasn't already happened...]
...Ah, he's trying to negotiate with the attacking Pokemon. Since he's a fossil Pokemon himself, we both assumed that we may as well see if it's worth giving a shot, but it hasn't been working out too well.
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[Of course, odds of that are pretty much impossible.]
I see. Interesting idea. Has he at least managed to find out what they want?
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...I... don't think he's gotten a clear consensus. I think it's a variety of motives combined with mob mentality, which wasn't too difficult of a conclusion to come to in the first place.
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Ugh, I hate that. The mob state is perhaps the point where normally rational beings are at their least reasonable. If we could only soothe or shock them out of it somehow, that would probably help drastically.
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Probably, but I'm not entirely sure how that could be accomplished. I'm sure Bernini is trying to convince them of the wonders of the modern era, but I really doubt that's going to do much.
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Well, best of luck. At least he seems to be keeping them from attacking you, that's something.
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For the time being, at least.
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[It's the sort of thing that even between different magical paradigms, magi can understand.]
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[...well okay maybe there's a good reason but there will never be a reason good enough for him]
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[Her Cutie Mark weeps for its lack of use.]
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[no you wouldn't, you big baby]
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[Well, at least she admits it.]
Which, come to think of it, is probably precisely the point.
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But... perhaps I wouldn't have put as much effort into training them as I have.
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[She could also apply it to her human body as opposed to her unicorn one, but she knows full well talking about that with Kayneth will just make him uncomfortable.]
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...actually, thinking about it, maybe it's some sort of strange means of attracting tourists? It does get you traveling and seeing the sights, at the very least.
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[There's the sound of several angry screeches and a lightning strike in the background, and she turns away.]
Oh dear, that's a lot of Aerodactyls. I seem to have forgotten that I'm in the middle of a battle here. A one-sided one, but still.
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Ah, yes, I did get a bit sidetracked, didn't I...?
[He glances a bit furtively over his shoulder to his increasingly frantic Archeops and sighs in frustration.]
...well, it seems as though negotiations may be breaking down, so I'll leave you to that. I'll talk to you at some other time, I suppose.
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