1st Spell: [Video]

[friendyousohard]

Er... I think this is how it works.

Um... greetings. Er... I mean, hello. Or... well, whatever humans say in a situation like this. Is there proper etiquette for when you've been captured to another planet and had your species changed?

[Twilight is interrupted by a Dratini sticking his head into the camera, curious.]

Spike, cut that out. Um... and if the other Spike is seeing this, I promise, I named him after you, he's not a replacement.

Speaking of people listening to this, can anypony tell me if there is an Applejack, a Fluttershy, a Rarity, a Rainbow Dash, or a Pinkie Pie around? They're all very close friends of mine and I'd very much like to get in touch with them. As for me, I'm Twilight Sparkle.

I guess that's all I have for now...

Wait, no. One more question. How do you humans walk with two legs? I feel like I'm going to fall flat on my face!

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[friendyousohard.livejournal.com]

That would work too. It would be like having one of you with me.

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[partyofwin.livejournal.com]

I bet the best one would be one of Applejack's, since she has a lot of them!

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[friendyousohard.livejournal.com]

Right, I'll talk to her about that then.

Anything else I should know right away?

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[partyofwin.livejournal.com]

Hmmmm. Nothing I can think of right now!

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[friendyousohard.livejournal.com]

Okay. How are the others doing?

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[partyofwin.livejournal.com]

Better! For a little while things were not so great but everything worked out and everyone's happy again!

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[friendyousohard.livejournal.com]

... What went wrong?

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[partyofwin.livejournal.com]

That's not really my business to say! You should ask Applejack or Fluttershy about it.

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[friendyousohard.livejournal.com]

[Slight panic.] What? Applejack and Fluttershy? Are they alright, Pinkie? Did something bad happen to them?

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[partyofwin.livejournal.com]

No, no! Nothing bad happened to them! It's just that it's really their business to explain it.

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[friendyousohard.livejournal.com]

... Well, alright. So long as they aren't... hurt, or anything like that.

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[partyofwin.livejournal.com]

No, no, nothing like that.

[Well okay, she's avoiding the truth a teensy bit there, since their feelings were hurt. But she doesn't believe it's her place to explain it all.]

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[friendyousohard.livejournal.com]

Then I guess I'll find out from them.

[And now she's just wondering what the hay it could possibly be.]

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[partyofwin.livejournal.com]

Yep! But don't worry, it's really nothing bad.

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[friendyousohard.livejournal.com]

If you say so... How about Rainbow and Rarity?

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[partyofwin.livejournal.com]

Rarity got a job! And I think Dashie's been training.

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[friendyousohard.livejournal.com]

A job? You mean at another boutique, right?

[She couldn't imagine Rarity doing anything else.]

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[partyofwin.livejournal.com]

Something like that, yeah! And she's had to relearn sewing and stuff, since she has to do it by hand now instead of by magic or by hoof!

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[friendyousohard.livejournal.com]

Oh, that must have been frustrating for her.

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[partyofwin.livejournal.com]

Definitely, but she's getting better, of course! She'll be back to her normal skill level in no time.

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[friendyousohard.livejournal.com]

Well, yeah, she won't slow down until she's at least back to where she was. She wouldn't be able to stand it. It'd be like me slacking on my homework.

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[partyofwin.livejournal.com]

I can't imagine you ever doing that.

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[friendyousohard.livejournal.com]

Yes, Pink- er, Diane. That's my point.

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[partyofwin.livejournal.com]

I still can't really imagine something like that. Not being as good at what you're really good at anymore, I mean! I can still ice skate and play instruments and throw parties and bake...

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[friendyousohard.livejournal.com]

It doesn't seem like this is a really good place for parties, though...

[Heresy, Twilight!]