???? Spell [4th Wall Action/Video]

[friendyousohard]

Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes!

[Leaping gleefully around in the air like an idiot at the sudden regaining of her actual body is... a purple unicorn.]

My real body, and my magic! Everything's back to normal! Oh this is terrific, there's so many new things to do. Where do I even start?

[She claps her hooves together, grinning wildly (and just slightly manically) at the prospect for a moment... then she notices something behind her. A very large, menacing looking shadow.]

Hey, what is... [She turns around, and her eyes practically pop out of her head. And well they might, given what she's seeing...]



What... the... hay?

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[friendyousohard]

Oh you have got to be kidding me.

[Giratina turns its huge red eyes on the newcomer, looking decidedly unimpressed. And angry. But Giratina always looks angry.]

Trixie, get away from... whatever that is!

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

Who dares-[And that's when Trixie sees the giant grey beast. She freezes in place. She gulps as she hopes that thing doesn't start rampaging.]

[friendyousohard]

[When she sees that Trixie isn't making any move to flee from the giant abomination, Twilight gallops over to her and tries to bodily shove her out of the way.]

For Celestia's sake, move! Do you have any idea what that thing could do to you?

[Admittedly, Twilight herself isn't quite sure what Giratina could do, but she has a few ideas... like stepping on them.]

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

[Trixie gets shoved and that snaps her out of her trance.]

Unhand Trixie!

[She'll run awayperform a tactical retreat, but not because she was ordered around, but because BIG SCARY MONSTER.]

[friendyousohard]

[Yes, well that would be Twilight's reason for running too, so it works out.]

If you're going to run, I will! But I was hardly going to stand there and let you get stepped on or eaten or... something!

[Giratina is still just standing there watching them, which somehow makes Twilight even more unnerved.]

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

The Great and Powerful Trixie is able to easily defeat a creature as big as that, but only with the necessary preparations. You'd be a foal to assume otherwise!

[friendyousohard]

Are. You. Insane? Look at that thing! I'm not entirely certain Princess Celestia herself could overcome it!

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

[Trixie scoffs.] Princess Celestia can overcome such an adversary way more easily than Trixie can.

[She looks around.]

...Trixie wonders where we can find the transport ships on this planet.

[friendyousohard]

Transport ships...? Trixie, we're far inland. We aren't going to find vessels of any kind around here.

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

[Trixie rolls her eyes.]

Of course there would be ships to pick us up on this planet, or Trixie wonders if you've forgotten. She deems we need to get back on the Thor.

[friendyousohard]

Wait, wait, wait... what in Equestria is "the Thor"?

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

...It's the ship we've all been fillynapped into?

[friendyousohard]

... Trixie, I honestly have no idea what you're talking about. As far as I'm aware, I was right on Equestria up until I got brought here to Johto.

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

...Foal! Trixie talked for one second on the Thor!

[She points an accusing hoof at The Sparkled One.]

Don't you think for one second that you can fool her!

[friendyousohard]

I'm not trying to fool anyone. I genuinely have no recollection of what you're talking about.

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

[Trixie sighs.] As you wish. The Great and Powerful Trixie demands use of your guide.

[friendyousohard]

Guide... Oh, the Pokedex? That's probably the most reasonable thing you've asked so far. Here.

[She floats the thing over to her.] Do you know how to use it?

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

[...That's a really weird looking guide. She grasps it with her magic and presses a button.]

Greetings, fillynapped of the Thor. The Great and Powerful Trixie would like to demand why this planet is not the one with the oceans of oil. The Sparkled One appears to have lost her memory, and she's been incredibly unhelpful. So, fillynapped of the Thor, Trixie requires information about this trifling and confounding series of events posthaste!

[She then waits for others to reply, looking proud of herself.]

[friendyousohard]

[Twilight considers informing her that she's almost certainly not going to get any decent answers about the "Thor", but thinks better of it. Besides, maybe this spaceship really did crash on Johto or something.]

So, how long have you been-

[She's interrupted by a blurring to their side, and jumps backwards, whirling around to see...

Giratina, who quite clearly isn't done with the two of them.]

Oh, this can't be good.

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

[Or it could be weird forth wall weekend shenanigans.

Trixie jumps a bit and yelps in surprise. When she sees the grey beast, she backs up a little.]

[friendyousohard]

[Oh come on now, that's just silly.

Twilight gulps, figuring that if it's willing to pursue them this much (and can apparently teleport), it must have a big reason to want to see her. Gulping, she steps forward.]

Um... C-can I help you with something?

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

[Trixie tries to make the giant grey creature not go on a rampage by just standing still and watching the situation play out.

But if worse comes to worse, she'll run.]

[friendyousohard]

[Giratina responds to Twilight's question by leaning down and skreeing at her. Twilight backs up a couple steps, but the thing doesn't seem ready to attack, at least...]

Right. It'll be kind of hard to communicate, won't it...?

I really wish I knew what you were, at least.

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

[...Well, the giant grey thing doesn't seem to be attacking. Trixie gulps and slowly approaches the thing. Please don't attack her.]

...The Great and Powerful Trixie... wonders if you're going to attack us.

[friendyousohard]

I'm... starting to think that if it was going to, it would have by now.

[She steps closer, the beastie growling lowly but still making no real threatening overtures.]

Okay, it's pretty clear you want something. Can you... show me, maybe?

[Giratina stares at her for a couple moments, then lifts its head back up and lets out a loud skree. And beneath its feet, a huge black hole begins to open up.]

Wh-what the-?