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friendyousohard) wrote2013-05-27 09:09 pm
friendyousohard) wrote2013-05-27 09:09 pm
20th Spell [Video/Action for Cianwood]
Tower- Tower no!
[An enormous roar accompanies the sudden rush of sand by the lens of the Pokegear as an enormous Tyranitar begins stomping around, roaring at something that can't be seen through the sandstorm. Twilight backs up a few steps, holding her arm in front of her face as the sand threatens to blind her.]
Gah, it's everywhere... Tower, stop! It's just a-
[With another roar, the hulking monstrosity sends the object of its rage hurling over its shoulder past Twilight.]
... Tentacool.
[The hapless jellyfish is forgotten already, though, as Tower seems to have taken the opportunity to just start stomping around wildly, roaring challenges at what appears to be the world at large.]
Oh by Celestia's mane... When I get the sand out of my eyes you are going in your ball for a week!
[An enormous roar accompanies the sudden rush of sand by the lens of the Pokegear as an enormous Tyranitar begins stomping around, roaring at something that can't be seen through the sandstorm. Twilight backs up a few steps, holding her arm in front of her face as the sand threatens to blind her.]
Gah, it's everywhere... Tower, stop! It's just a-
[With another roar, the hulking monstrosity sends the object of its rage hurling over its shoulder past Twilight.]
... Tentacool.
[The hapless jellyfish is forgotten already, though, as Tower seems to have taken the opportunity to just start stomping around wildly, roaring challenges at what appears to be the world at large.]
Oh by Celestia's mane... When I get the sand out of my eyes you are going in your ball for a week!
[video]
[There's a muffled squeaking noise.]
Damn it, Tom Landry!
[It's a cabinet this time. Blake grumbles and goes to open it to let the thing out. As soon as the door's open, the Emolga launches into his face in gratitude.]
[video]
[Though she did get Tower mostly for battling purposes, so she can't in good conscience rebut his argument.]
... Your socks are going to be full of enough static to put your hair on end from your feet, by the way.
[video]
[As Carter tries to get his arms to bend in the right way to reach it] Maybe he'd listen to something familiar. Try talking in a bad voiceover over somebody Japanese.
Thanks for the warning. How about some advice on how to get this thing to calm the hell down, if you're so smart? [Actually, yeah, that's good to know. Nobody wants the shit shocked out of them before they can get their shoes on.]
[video]
[She plucks a ball from her belt and holds it up to her eyes while she talks.]
Ah, there you are. Megasoma, get her!
[She hurls the ball and a giant stag beetle pops out. He flexes once, twice, Tower roars at him, and he turns and smirks at her.]
Oh for... Would you stop strutting around and hit her?
[video]
[Once he's distracted and stops trying to grab it, the Emolga climbs up and perches on his shoulder. It perks up at the idea. Shocking stuff is fun!]
Bug trouble?
[video]
[Of course, she didn't know anything about either of those when she was a teenager either, but that's beside the point.]
No worse than usual. Have you ever seen a bug with an ego the size of a small building?
[The Heracross strikes one more pose, then starts flapping his wings as Tower begins to charge him.]
Well, now you have. And what makes matters almost worse is the fact that he-
[She's interrupted by the sound of a tremendous crack as Megasoma's fist slams into Tower's gut. With a strangled cry, the rampage abruptly stops as the rampager falls over on her side, moaning and holding her belly.]
... Deserves it.
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Can't say I have. Usually bugs mind their own business. Do bug stuff.
Hah! [Blake watches with approval. It's like pro wrestling, but with bugs.] Beetle Andre the Giant's not bad at that.