Okay well basically there's these bad guys called Team Rocket and when I first came to Johto I was part of them for some reason, even though I'm pretty much the worst villain, I mean, helloooo, my evil laugh isn't even down yet! But anyway, I was stuck in the town their old base was in for like, a month, but then Applejack flew me and the others out to Ecruteak so we could spend Halloween together - that's the human's version of Nightmare Night, except minus the connection to Nightmare Moon I guess - and then some time after that I got a message saying Team Rocket was going to pick up everyone and bring them to the new base and I didn't want to be on Team Rocket so we made a run for it the day before and went down to Goldenrod to hide out but I couldn't go out because it seems like they reported everyone who didn't show up to the police!

[....Deep breaths there, Pinkie. Don't want to pass out in the middle of this explanation.]

But I didn't want to be stuck inside forever so I asked Rarity to find me a wig and she helped make me a disguise so now I have to put on makeup when I go out and act like not-me and make sure I don't do anything too suspicious if there's any sort of police around so I don't go to jail! Especially since a little while after bringing everyone to the new Team Rocket base they went and attacked this train on its first trip and they hurt people and stole a bunch of pokémon and were really horrible meanies! One of my friends was in a wheelchair when I talked to him and everything's so much harsher here and injuries hurt for longer and I can't bounce or hide or pop in from nowhere or anything!

[She stops to breathe again, looking a little teary-eyed. She didn't mean to ramble like that, sorry Twilight! But it's hard to stop once she gets going.]