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Er... I think this is how it works.

Um... greetings. Er... I mean, hello. Or... well, whatever humans say in a situation like this. Is there proper etiquette for when you've been captured to another planet and had your species changed?

[Twilight is interrupted by a Dratini sticking his head into the camera, curious.]

Spike, cut that out. Um... and if the other Spike is seeing this, I promise, I named him after you, he's not a replacement.

Speaking of people listening to this, can anypony tell me if there is an Applejack, a Fluttershy, a Rarity, a Rainbow Dash, or a Pinkie Pie around? They're all very close friends of mine and I'd very much like to get in touch with them. As for me, I'm Twilight Sparkle.

I guess that's all I have for now...

Wait, no. One more question. How do you humans walk with two legs? I feel like I'm going to fall flat on my face!

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And... for how long were you... alone?

It wasn't that long, it was just... Everypony left, one by one...But! It's okay now! Because you're all here now.

Do you mean what's going on as in "waaah where am I? where's Spike? where's my library? where's Ponyville?" or "why do I look like a bald monkey?!" or "gee 'Diane' you sure sound like a friend of mine, why is that?" because I can answer pretty much all of those, but you might want to specify.

I... see.

Hold on a moment, alright? I think there's a map in here somewhere... I'm going to find out how to get to you as soon as possible.

[And she is going to hug you forever.]

Well, the Princess, Luna that is, is helping me with the first few, so why don't we go with the last one. For now at least.

You can take your time, we won't be going anywhere anytime soon. We want to keep Pinkie safe, and have Rarity get shopping done so she can make clothes, and Applejack wants to win the badge, and we're waiting for Princess Luna and Apple Bloom to get here, so it's all okay.

Apple Bloom's here too?

Wait, what do you mean by "keeping Pinkie safe"? What happened to her? Is somepony after her?

[She gives her a smile.]

Thou mustn't get too focused on thou's studies, Twilight Sparkle. After all, thou will not remember the knowledge thou has gained when thou departs from this world.

Oh, um, well... There is this group of bad guys, called Team Rocket. They steal Pokemon and hurt people. Sometimes when people arrive here, they're already accidentally joined up with them. The Rockets said anyone who was part of their gang had to help them do bad things, and if they didn't, they'd report them to the police. Of course Pinkie didn't want to help them, so we've been keeping her safe from the Rockets and the police.

... What?

[This is a look of extreme disappointment.]

I won't remember any of it?

...

Team Rocket, is it? Well, now I think I've got another goal in mind for this place.

Huh...?

[Have a challenging eyebrow raise.]

Doth thou remember any of the knowledge thou hast gained the previous time thou was here?

... No. No I don't.

[She slumps.]

And that's proof enough... so what's the point of all this then, if we aren't even going to remember it?

When Spike and I get strong enough, and I've got a real team assembled...

I'm going to make them pay.

B-but Twilight! They're so many of them, and they're so strong!

Then I'll be stronger. They won't get away with what they've done to her.

Oh, please be careful...

... Don't worry. I won't do anything I'm not sure I can handle.

And I won't go alone either.

[She gives a shrug.]

We art afraid that thou's answer is as good as ours at this point. We have no explanation as to why we art here, in what manner we arrived, or any possible way to get back to Equestria.

There must be a reason... I'll find it, somehow. One more thing to add to the to-do list.

[Yes, she is making a checklist in her head. Yes, there will probably be a physical one soon enough.]

Okay well basically there's these bad guys called Team Rocket and when I first came to Johto I was part of them for some reason, even though I'm pretty much the worst villain, I mean, helloooo, my evil laugh isn't even down yet! But anyway, I was stuck in the town their old base was in for like, a month, but then Applejack flew me and the others out to Ecruteak so we could spend Halloween together - that's the human's version of Nightmare Night, except minus the connection to Nightmare Moon I guess - and then some time after that I got a message saying Team Rocket was going to pick up everyone and bring them to the new base and I didn't want to be on Team Rocket so we made a run for it the day before and went down to Goldenrod to hide out but I couldn't go out because it seems like they reported everyone who didn't show up to the police!

[....Deep breaths there, Pinkie. Don't want to pass out in the middle of this explanation.]

But I didn't want to be stuck inside forever so I asked Rarity to find me a wig and she helped make me a disguise so now I have to put on makeup when I go out and act like not-me and make sure I don't do anything too suspicious if there's any sort of police around so I don't go to jail! Especially since a little while after bringing everyone to the new Team Rocket base they went and attacked this train on its first trip and they hurt people and stole a bunch of pokémon and were really horrible meanies! One of my friends was in a wheelchair when I talked to him and everything's so much harsher here and injuries hurt for longer and I can't bounce or hide or pop in from nowhere or anything!

[She stops to breathe again, looking a little teary-eyed. She didn't mean to ramble like that, sorry Twilight! But it's hard to stop once she gets going.]

If anything happened to you, I don't know what I'd do... panic, maybe.

[Twilight listens to this all with a calm expression, which gets steadily more worried and aghast as she hears more. When Pinkie finally finishes, she looks like she's been hit in the stomach.]

That's... awful... [Give her a moment to engage that big brain of hers, that was a lot to absorb.]

So, wait... they sent you to this villain team? You? And now you can't even show your face?

Nothing's going to happen to me, Fluttershy. You'll see. Everything's going to be alright.

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