[...That's a really weird looking guide. She grasps it with her magic and presses a button.]

Greetings, fillynapped of the Thor. The Great and Powerful Trixie would like to demand why this planet is not the one with the oceans of oil. The Sparkled One appears to have lost her memory, and she's been incredibly unhelpful. So, fillynapped of the Thor, Trixie requires information about this trifling and confounding series of events posthaste!

[She then waits for others to reply, looking proud of herself.]